ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Randomize
