why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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