that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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