their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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