The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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