i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
i think im in europe. pls send help
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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