omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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