Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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