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That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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