So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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