i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
this just has baby written all over it
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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