Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Never let your siblings swipe right.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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