Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Randomize
