Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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