can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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