How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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