Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
it was like eating out sand paper
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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