just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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