He is such a slut. More and more my type.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
I'm really busy with my period
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