I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
should my penis look like a turkey
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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