Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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