Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Found your dick twin last night
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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