THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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