is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We talked him into tasing himself.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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