she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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