it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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