I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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