I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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