you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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