return my video game
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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