Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
