in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
