Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
whose parrot is this?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
