just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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