So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
Randomize
