dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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