He is such a slut. More and more my type.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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