is your mom at the bar?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
