How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
