Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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