trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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