you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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