Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
My vagina just clenched in fear
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