return my video game
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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