NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Two words: blizzard sex
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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