Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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