Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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