New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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