IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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