Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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