dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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