How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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