imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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